Thursday, May 15, 2008

Feenick's Wocky

With apologies to Lewis Carroll


In Feenick’s Ville the slithy toves
Do gyre and gimble down Bridge Street
Out before the sea-di-sea
With pony tails replete

Beware the kas-e-dee my son
The pen that writes initials bad
Beware the skip-er-do’s reports
That obscure the facts so sad

He took the Phoenix in his hand
Hard with it he batted back
He blogged a bit for some relief
And watched the mural crack

And as in drunken daze he stood
Outside his fav’rite Bridge Street bar
Authority came upon him quick
“Garage for parking cars!”

One two one two and through and through
A fan that heats and then ignites
A house or two go up in smoke
Such things do give us frights

And has thou managed yet to get
All Feenick’s Ville’s good public dough
Oh frabjous day, Calloh Callay
They are such fools you know

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

O*M*G!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!

More, puleeze!!!

LOL!!!

More!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, you must have graduated from school or something. And now that YOUR borough council, including Ken, Richard, and Jeff who are part of that council voted for a PA then why don't you write a poem with solutions. So easy to criticize and not so easy to actually do something. But I forgot, you were part of council at one time. So you must have some good solutions, right? Something? Oh come on there have to be some positive solutions?

Anonymous said...

I don't think you need to apologize to Lewis Carroll -- he would have loved it!